Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Let's go to Disney World

Disney World

The hum of my computer 
and slow August air
muffle the sound of adventure too much.
So,

let's go to disney world, I say
I pull up a screenshot of airline website:
One Way
MSP -> MCO
2 Passengers
First/Business
the flight leaves at 5:35 PM, I say
it's 5:33 right now, I say
COME ON DIANE, I say

I wait for the elusive 
Facebook message check mark 
to appear.

crap, she says
crap crap crap, she says
it's gone, she says

shit, I say
DIANE U KILL ME, I say

Because thankfully
growing up hasn't erased our fantasies
of those very real
2 minute vacation plans.

A tired, hungry cry for help

Hash browns

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT 
FEELS LIKE WHEN EVEN THE 
POTATOES HAVE 
BETRAYED YOU AT 12 AM

When I tried to make a friend feel better about social media popularity

Tumblr

well it's ok we all had 29 followers at some point
just because
well you know
that
is how
counting works